Evils of the Night (1985, DVD Review)

Evils of the Night DVDDirector: Mardi Rustam

Cast: Aldo Ray, Neville Brand, John Carradine, Julie Newmar, Tina Louise

Gorgon Video / Region 1 / Rated R / 1.78:1 widescreen / Dolby Digital 2.0 / 85 minutes

Extras: Outtakes / Trailer



Evils of the Night opens up with the landing of an alien spacecraft in the forest of a rural college town. Cut to two separate boy/girl teen couples making out and fucking in those woods. Suddenly they are attacked by an unknown assailant; some die and some are kidnapped and taken to a hospital that has been taken over by the aliens. The space visitors are here because they need teen blood in order to ensure longer lives for themselves, but they’ve made two terrible mistakes; hiring two dimwitted mechanics to kidnap their prey and coming to the town on summer vacation when most of the students have left town; and the aliens are on a timetable. Will they get their required teen blood before the mothership returns or will the teens fuck themselves silly first? Continue reading

NEKRomantik (1987, Blu-ray Review)

NEKRomantik Blu-rayDirector: Jörg Buttgereit

Cast: Bernd Daktari Lorenz, Beatrice Manowski

Cult Epics / Region A / Unrated / 1.33:1 Fullscreen / German Dolby Digital 2.0 (original) and 5.1 / English subtitles / 75 minutes

Extras: Introduction By Jorg Buttgereit / Q&A With Jorg Buttgereit At The American Cinematheque (2013) / Never Released Before Short Film – Hot Love (1985) 45 Minutes / Audio Commentary By Jorg Buttgereit And Co-author Franz Rodenkirchen / The Making Of Nekromantik / Nekromantik Featurette / Still Photo Gallery / Jörg Buttgereit Trailers



NEKRomantikNEKRomantikNEKRomantik. The name is synonymous with “shock” and heralded as the epitome of sleaze. Jörg Buttgereit’s 1987 West German low-budget 8mm film was banned in several countries for “graphic depictions of necrophilia” and has since become a legend of the horror and exploitation underground. When lazy websites do one of those fucking lists with a headline like “Top 20 Most Disturbing Movies Ever!” just to get clicks, NEKRomantik is inevitably on that list. Nearly every time someone is asked their top sickest movies of all-time, NEKRomantik is on their tongue. I dare say that a lot of the people who put it on it on their list have never actually watched the movie. More on that later… Continue reading

The Nostril Picker (1988, DVD Review)

The Nostril Picker DVDDirector: Mark Nowicki

Cast: Carl Zschering, Bob Bingham, Ann Flood, Clyde Surrell

Massacre Video / Region 1 / Unrated / 1.33:1 fullscreen / Mono / 76 minutes

Extras: ‘The Changer’ Reversible Cover / Alternative Title Card / Interview With Producer and Cinematographer, Patrick J. Mathews / Extensive Stills Gallery / DVD-Rom Press Kit / Trailers



Joe just isn’t a ladies man. He walks down the street like a real creep and follows women until they get scared and run away. After picking up some cheap liquor, a homeless man tells Joe that for just a taste of his hooch, he can assure him of being able to get his rocks off and not be reviled by hotties by doing what is called “morphosynthesis”. So Joe does a little dance, some indecipherable chant and whistles, but nothing happens… or does it? It turns out it did indeed work and now everyone sees Joe as a cute, young little blonde. So of course Joe makes a beeline to the nearest high school to fit in with the local pieces of ass and he certainly does, starting with the tennis team’s shower time! *SCRUB-SCRUB-SCRUB* Continue reading

Lucky Bastard (2014, DVD Review)

Lucky Bastard DVDDirector: Robert Nathan

Cast: Don McManus, Jay Paulson, Betsy Rue, Chris Wylde, Catherine Annette

Revolver Group / Region 1 / NC-17 / 1.85:1 widescreen / 5.1 Dolby surround / 94 minutes

Extras: Director’s commentary / Trailers / Promo material


I hate the idea of “found footage” films. At this point, it’s just an overused gimmick and a selling point. There is no call for it in most cases and it usually just looks lazy, like the cinematographer and director have no discernible filmmaking skills so they just swing the camera around like anyone else would and hopefully get their story across. That being said, I seen to have come across a case in which the “found footage” scenario works and actually is relevant to the whole production. First time director and co-writer Robert Nathan (Law & Order), along with Lukas Kendall, merged this idea with the porn of today; internet porn with his feature film Lucky Bastard. Continue reading

The Adult Films of Bill Lustig (Billy Bagg Double Feature)

Billy Bagg DVDDirector: Billy Bagg aka Bill Lustig

Cast(s): Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Crystal Sync, Long Jeane Silvers, Don Peterson, Heather Young, Serena, Robin Byrd, Herschel Savage

Distribpix / All Region DVD / Rated XXX / 1.85:1 widescreen / English mono

Disk Extras: Commentary with Bill Lustig and filmmaker Nicolas Winding Refn / Trailers / Slidshow / Podcast with Bill Lustig



Decades before he founded the exploitation home video powerhouse Blue Underground, years before working with Anchor Bay and a couple of years prior to unleashing his classic sleazy slasher Maniac onto 42nd Street, William “Bill” Lustig honed his directing chops on a couple of porn flicks under the name Billy Bagg. He started out as an apprentice on New York City adult film productions during the “porn chic” boom of the 1970s and soon got the backing to shoot a couple of his own. Based on his horror and action films I assumed that these adult features would be rough and kinky, but aside from a really fucked up incestual scene in Hot Honey, most of the films’ sex was straight forward and even a little playful. Continue reading