Saturday, June 29, 2013

Nothing can prepare you for THE DOMINATION of NINJA III


Review by: Alan Spencer

Director: Sam Firstenberg

Cast: Sho Kosugi, Lucinda Dickey, Jordan Bennett

Scream Factory / Region A / Rated R / 1080p High-Definition Widescreen (1.78:1) / English DTS-HD MA Stereo / 92 minutes

Extras: Commentary by Director Sam Firstenberg and Stunt Coordinator Steve Lambert / Theatrical Trailer


Nothing can prepare you for Ninja III: The Domination. Okay, forget the review. You're not ready for a movie about an aerobics instructor possessed by an evil ninja. Oh, you're suddenly more interested? Maybe you are ready for this review. I still don't know if you can handle it. Go get your ninja suit on and stand in front of a sunrise. Or just read this review. Whichever you prefer. Ninja III: The Domination is a perfect example of unintentional humor, oddness, and eye-brow ruffling confusion. The plot makes no sense. How people act makes no sense. Why things happen the way they do defy all logic, but it's all so hilarious and a great a time that it doesn't matter. It might not reach the mega levels of Troll 2 in the pleasurably inept department, but it still ranks very high. Ninja III: The Domination gets a black belt in cheese.
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