Sexual Parasite (2004, Review)

aka Kiseichuu: kiraa pusshii
aka Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy

Director: Takao Nakano

Cast: Tomohiro Okada, Sachika Uchiyama, Yumi Yoshiyuki, Natsumi Mitsu, Kanji Tsuchiya

Discotek Media / Unrated / NTSC All Region / Fullscreen 1.33:1 / Language: Japanese / Subtitles: English / 60 minutes / PURCHASE

Deep in the jungle some explorers find and capture a very rare and deadly parasite. They are warned by a tribal witchdoctor of the danger but before they can heed the warning, the female of the group is attacked and the parasite invades her…um, vajinga. As the description on the DVD says, this scene is reminiscent of the first scene in Peter Jackson’s Brain Dead (aka Dead Alive). But I digress…

After the initial attack we find a group of young people traveling in the jungle when their car breaks down. They find a seemingly abandoned building and decide to hole up there until they can figure out something else. So the kids decide to party (as youngins are want to do) and dance to some grooves. But a couple of the kids unknowingly release the parasite infected woman from her frozen tomb and the carnage begins.

The woman begins to infect the other women and their monsterless vaginas with little slugs (that are obviously rubber fishing worms) that turn into carnivorous cunts! One by one they seduce, sex up and spread the nasty little critter (and their legs!) until it is killing everyone in sight. Will there be any STM (sexually transmitted monster) free vajayjays left? Will they eat every ding-dong in sight?

If those two questions don’t make you want to see this movie, nothing will. This is crass, silly fun. It looks to be shot on video so the production values aren’t good, but that adds to the fun. Rubber pussy monsters, tons of gratuitous nudity, outrageous plot and copious amounts of low budget blood and guts. Director Takao Nakano plays everything with a goofy grin and revels in the whole over-the-top production.

The sound effects are some of the worst I’ve ever heard and made me giggle every time. *CHOMP* was my favorite. The aforementioned fishing tackle slugs were made to crawl by being attached to a string and moved around. HA! There were numerous shots of the cameraman’s shadow too. The “inside the vagina looking out” point-of-view was fucking awesome. All you see is a huge smiling face. Great stuff.

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