Alternative Cinema imprints Independent Entertainment and Secret Key Motion Pictures –the former making its bones digging up lost and forgotten classic smut– are carting out some tits and ass for the long, hot summer. On August 13, 2011 “Uncle Fart’s Dirty Movie Theater” (one in a series) will be showing 4 raunchy films MST2K-style with the animated Fart and his projectionist nephew providing the movie intros and starring in some animated shorts. Not to be outdone, on September 13, 2011 perennial Secret Key host 42nd Street Pete brings us over 3 fucking (literally) hours of vintage busty loops featuring Uschi Digard (Supervixens), Candy Samples (Flesh Gordon) and Arline Hunter (White Lightnin’ Road)! And finally on September 27, 2011 the “depraved” and “deranged” feature film The Sex Merchants starring Mia Copia aka Tina Krause throws back to the heyday of sleazy grindhouse sexploitation. Check out the DVD covers and details below!

Directed By: Various
Starring: John Leslie, Sue Nero, Joey Silvera, Herschel Savage
Studio: Independent Entertainment 
Release Date: August 23, 2011

Raunchy, Outrageous and Completely Inappropriate. He’s Nobody’s Favorite Uncle…Uncle Farts!

In this animated and live-action collection, Uncle Farts lands a job managing an independent movie theater.  With his teenaged nephew Scooper, “the boy wonder,” on board as projectionist, the socially challenged and completely inappropriate duo screen a series of 1970s soft-core Grindhouse films:

Involuntary Bird – Corrupt cops, drug dealers and prostitutes pool their resources in this sleazy grindhouse gem.

She’ll Do Alright – When an attractive foreign woman takes a job in the US as a live-in maid, she learns more than English in this wacky plot starring John Leslie, Sue Nero and Herschel Savage.

First Time – Your dead-beat boyfriend (Joey Slivera) can’t pay the rent?  No problem, start a career in porn!

Adultery For Fun and Profit – What’s more fun than having sex with married women?  Blackmailing them for money afterward!

More offensive than Family Guy and featuring crappier animation than South Park, UNCLE FARTS’ DIRTY MOVIE THEATER contains over three hours of soft-core sex footage from the weird, wacky and very hairy ‘70s, delivered by our favorite cartoon family, Uncle Farts and Scooper “the boy wonder.”

1970s / 200 mins. / Color / Not Rated / 4×3 / English / Region 0

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Directed By: Various
Starring: Uschi Digard, Candy Samples, Arline Hunter, Sherri Quinn, Kiko  
Studio: Secret Key Motion Pictures 
Release Date: September 13, 2011

It’s a Full House!

Hosted by Grindhouse personality 42^nd Street Pete, Busty Babe Bonanza presents over three hours of scintillating sexploitation! This vintage 28-loop collection showcases classic Erotica from the 1950s through the 1970s, and features busty starlets Uschi Digard, Candy Samples and Arline Hunter in hard-to-find loops Dr. Probeand the infamous “Marilyn Monroe” short, Apple Knockers and a Coke.

Loops included are: Geisha Girls, Bunny Waters, Girls Who Talk to Goats, Frisco Girls, Apple Knockers and a Coke, Classy, Uschi, Patricia, Big Hair Hijinx, Triple Climax Orgy, Kitty V, Sherri Quinn, Kalantan – Lia – Jerrima, Dr. Probe, Chastity Belt, Mistress Uschi, Mistress of the Ropes, Cherry Cheeks, Take Down and Tap Out, Open Evenings, Nudist Camp, Naturally Yours, Carol Baker, Ruby Hughes and Friend, Wild Honey, Kiko, Helen Russo, Spanks May I Have Another

1950s – 1970s / 235 mins. / Erotica / Color and B&W / Not Rated / 4×3 / Region 0 / English

SPECIAL FEATURES:

• Color Booklet Featuring Liner Notes by Grindhouse Personality and Program Host 42^nd Street Pete
• Secret Key Trailer Vault