Lindsay Lohan to be nude in Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete”

In August of 2009 it was confirmed that Li-Lo was cast in Rodriguez’s “grindhouse” movie Machete on their imdb page. She will play a “gun toting socialite” named April Benz. According to Hollywood Life the scene will involve skinny-dipping with her onscreen mom played by the beautiful redhead from the original Machete trailer, Alicia Rachel Marek. We all know that Lindsay doesn’t mind showing off her luscious cans, but up to this point she has kept them in her blouse on screen, even for her stripper role in the 2007 I Know Who Killed Me. Hopefully this isn’t just a horribly mean internet rumor. I will buy two copies of Machete when it hits DVD if this is indeed true and it doesn’t end up on the cutting-room floor; one to watch and the other to watch the one scene over and over until it wears a groove in the disk.

Lohan on set of Machete with co-star Marek


I just wanna see her shaved box.
It won’t be long before she’s peeing in a spread for for Larry Flynt.