It’s that time again. The time when the raincoats are getting brushed off, the floors are getting re-stickied and you just walked in on someone getting head in the bathroom while snorting some blow off of the scummy toilet. Yes, Alternative Cinema (more specifically their filthy imprint After Hours Cinema) has some new double, triple and even a quadruple feature ready for your viewing pleasure. Check out the seedy details below!
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JOHN HOLMES: THE BIGGEST AND THE BEST 4-FILM COLLECTION
Starring: John Holmes
Adults Only / You Must Be 18 Years or Older to Order this Title!
Time to ‘fess up: After Hours Cinema might not be endowed with the biggest, but we sure do have the best…and we’re putting that best on display with our newest John Holmes collection, John Holmes: The Biggest and the Best – four mighty, meaty grindhouse sizzlers where fearless and feckless females try John on – in? – for size and quickly realize that stretched wide, plundered deep and filled beyond capacity makes for a body-quaking, quim-quivering, quasi-religious experience they pray never ends. All praise the Cock God!
Big John’s Sex Stories – Every cock tells a story, and when one’s as big as John Holmes’, it’s a never-ending story!
Lady’s Bed Companions – This lady’s a tramp, and she’s got the bed and the bedmates to prove it. Unfortunately, her king-sized bed and queen-sized cooze just aren’t big enough to accommodate John’s massive scepter.
My Tongue is Quick – Sure, sweetheart, your tongue might be quick, but it’ll still take you an hour and a ½ to work your way up Big John’s endless shaft.
Strangers When We Mate – They say never talk to strangers. But what about balling the hell out of them? Be that as it may, watch John Holmes quickly make the acquaintance of some eager pussy that ain’t no stranger to raunchy and impersonal sex.
SPECIAL FEATURES:
- After Hours Cinema “Grind It” Play Function that Allows Uninterrupted Grindhouse-style Viewing of Feature Films and Trailers!
- After Hours Cinema Trailers
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SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE DOUBLE FEATURE
Adults Only / You Must Be 18 Years or Older to Order this Title!
Don’t get After Hours Cinema wrong, the institution of marriage between a man and a woman is a wonderful, sacred, many splendored thing with its myriad of intimately shared experiences that the new, happy loving couple can look forward to in their life together. Unfortunately, sex isn’t one of them. Thus, before the “I Do’s,” be sure to chalk up as many “I Did’s” as you can. You’ll thank us when the honeymoon’s over.
Sex Before Marriage – You better get it then, ‘cause once you’re hitched, forget about it! And that’s exactly what our horny groom works into his busy schedule on the DAY of his wedding! And you can be sure it ain’t sleazy sex with the Mrs.-to-be!
Freudian – OK, Miss Jones, let’s try a little free association: Public restroom. “Sex!” Salami. “Sex!” Ten bucks. “Sex!” Your Psychoanalyst. “Sex!” JUST what I was waiting to hear, sweetheart. Now bend over and let me give you the ol’ Freudian slip.
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DADDY’S GIRL ‘70s TRIPLE FEATURE
Adults Only / You Must Be 18 Years or Older to Order this Title!
After Hours Cinema favorite Al Martino said it best when he crooned, “…You’re sugar, you’re spice, you’re everything nice, And you’re daddy’s little girl…” Though I don’t think he quite had in mind the pervo dad from Hell that makes this newest collection from AHC such a taboo pleasure. Hmmm, which reminds us of another ditty: “ I found him by the railroad tracks this mornin’…”
Daddy’s Rich (1976) – Ben is having trouble coping with sexual thoughts of his beautiful teenage daughter, so he goes to see a female therapist. The therapist tells him he needs to try to restrain these feelings as much as possible and let them out elsewhere. She proceeds to give Ben a special therapy session to ease his tension.
The Magical Ring (1971) – In this early effort directed by Gerard Damiano, a beggar gives a woman (Tina Russell) a ring in appreciation for an act of kindness. The woman discovers that the ring is actually a magic amulet that can bring all her sexual fantasies to life.
Special Order (1974) – Karla (Juliet Jay), a naïve waitress, fulfils a sexual fantasy when diner patron (Marc Stevens) gives her a fifty dollar tip to visit his office for a “special order.”
SPECIAL FEATURES:
- After Hours Cinema “Grind It” Play Function that Allows Uninterrupted Grindhouse-style Viewing of Feature Films and Trailers!
- After Hours Cinema Trailers
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1970′s TRIPLE CLIMAX GRINDHOUSE COLLECTION
Adults Only / You Must Be 18 Years or Older to Order this Title!
Whether reading a book, watching a movie, or getting laid, everyone loves a good finish! Getting there is fun, no doubt, but it’s the big, juicy climax that you remember most. So why not extend that climax for as long as possible, or, better yet, triple that pleasure?!? With After Hours Cinema’s 1970s Triple Climax Grindhouse Collection, we stretch that climax double into a climax triple and slide headfirst into the raunchiest ‘70s sex you’ve ever seen, felt, and smell’t.
Love Thy Neighbors – Mark 12:31 instructs, “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.” After Hours 69:69 suggests, “Do unto thy neighbor as she likes it.” Choose your words to live by…
Rose and the Bee – Get ready for some pornographic pollenization as stamens explode and pistils are filled to capacity with that stickiest pollen of all! “That’s some big stinger you got there, bub.”
Two Hours on a Sunday – God may have rested on the Seventh Day, but the horny mere mortals in this sinful grindhouse screwfest squeeze more sleazy, unredeeming sex into two hours than you can shake a bible at.
SPECIAL FEATURES:
- After Hours Cinema “Grind It” Play Function that Allows Uninterrupted Grindhouse-style Viewing of Feature Films and Trailers!
- After Hours Cinema Trailers
