Pervert! (2005, DVD Review)
Director: Jonathan Yudis
Cast: Mary Carey, Darrell Sandeen, Jonathan Yudis, Sean Andrews, Juliette Clarke
TLA Releasing / Color / Unrated / NTSC R1 / Widescreen (1.85:1) / English (Dolby Digital 5.1) / 81 minutes / PURCHASE
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James is a young guy visiting his dad, Hezekiah, on the farm to learn what it takes to “be a man” before heading off to college. Dad’s lessons in being a man are all about working hard on the farm. Cheryl, Hezekiah’s young hot-ass girlfriend, wants to show him that it’s about working her hard. So James gives in and bangs her silly. Of course dad finds out and is not happy. The next day Cheryl is gone. Did she leave? Did Hezekiah kill her and make a meat sculpture out of her? Hehe, I said “meat sculpture”…
So Hez shows up and the farm with yet another bangin’ hot girl and of course, she sees the son and wants to jump his bones. But before she can, she turns up dead. Evidently fucked to death by a tiny unseen creature. As she’s getting gored, James finds Cheryl’s body and right away suspects his dad. The only problem is, Dad found the other girl’s body and suspects his son. What the fuck is going on? James then hires a “nurse” (re: hot as balls nurse) to take care (re: see if he’s the killer) of Hezekiah so she chains him to his bed after he tries to sexually assault her and they decide to leave him there to see if the killings stop. We soon find out that James went to see a witch doctor before coming to the farm to get a charm put on him for all women to find him irresistible. But there’s a downside… a curse was also put on him… nope, I’m not gonna tell ya. It’s too good to ruin it for you.
As you can see by the plot, this is a movie that doesn’t take itself too seriously. It’s a fun, sexy and offensive comedy/horror movie with an obvious hard-on for Russ Meyer. The women are all curvy, voluptuous, big tittied nymphos. The action, camera work and zany sex jokes… it all adds up to a huge Meyer homage. I, for one, fucking love it. How could any red-blooded male not? Or any red-blooded lipstick lesbian for that matter! There is plenty gore for Pervert! to appeal to the horror crowd. But the large, natural, naked tit quotient puts it over as a sex comedy first and foremost. Not to mention the tons of comedic sexual innuendo, zany sounds, hilarious scene transitions and slapstick. Mary Carey is the face that everyone recognizes from her porn movie and she does a fantastic job. She comes over as an angelic-faced sex machine and her body is… well…
All of the acting was awesome and the other two women were fucking sexy. I love that Yudis used all natural women that look like the drool inducing girls next door. I also love that Yudis played my favorite character, the gay Neo-Nazi redneck wigger mechanic. Hysterical. He is producing a couple of movies (one with Pervert! writer Davis) that are coming out this year, but I hope he decides to direct some time soon.
This sounds like something I would like.