Schoolgirl Report Vol.3: What Parents Find Unthinkable (1971, Review)
aka Schulmädchen-Report 3: Was Eltern nicht mal ahnen
Directors: Walter Boos, Ernst Hofbauer
Cast: Friedrich von Thun, Michael Schreiner, Werner Abrolat, Gunther Möhner
Impulse Pictures / Color / NTSC R1 / Unrated / Anamorphic Widescreen 16×9 (1.66:1) / English Subtitles / 96 mins. / Purchase: DiabolikDVD.com
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Oh, boy… if you are a fan of the smutty movies I review you are in for a treat with Schoolgirl Report. I haven’t seen the others in the series (I will remedy that soon) but if they are anything like this one, every exploitation fan should own them. The “teenage” sex, nudity, kink, depravity and perversion shown in this psuedo-documentary is astounding. No, it’s not “hardcore” porn. There is no penetration. This is a “softcore” German skinflick the likes of which I have never seen.
The narrator walks us through the stories of “teenage” (I put that word in quotes because I hope and pray that these girls were of age) girl sex stories that are supposed to be things that their parents would never believe. Following each story, they go to “man on the street” interviews with parents and teens alike to ask them their opinion of the story. Some are disgusted and some are titillated by the questions.
So the girls sit around a table at camp and tell tales of their sexual escapades and victimization. The lines sometimes blur and the teens are naive to the difference. Stories about rape, incest, lolitas, perverted old men and everything in between are recounted as the girls wax ignorantly about the “facts of life”. The differing experiences and opinions of the girls are interesting and sometimes shocking to say the least. All of the stories are retold through flashback sequences.
One of them tells her story of being gang-raped in the school bathroom when the janitor walks in and tells the boys to leave after they say that it was consensual. He then makes her meet at his place where he blackmails her into prostitution. Keep in mind, these girls are portraying 14-16 year olds. Another tells of her teacher who was a hit with all of the girls because he molested them and “made them feel good”. Yet another’s story is of how she walked in on her older sister banging a dude and her sexual curiosities were awakened. She then walks in on her 10 year old male cousin while he is showering and well, I’ll let you see it to see how it ends.
Anecdotes of father/daughter incest, psycho-rapist-kidnappers, teen seductresses and even a zany Benny Hill style story about getting caught wrap up the gift of near line crossing sexploitation. There were times while I was watching where I thought stuff like: “Dude, should you be watching this?” “Is it OK in Germany to show a naked 10 year old boy in a movie?” “Wow, even I’m a little uncomfortable here!”. I love movies that make me cringe, but this one was right on the line of being too much. Maybe that’s why I liked it so much?
There is not much more to say other than if you know anything about ’70s sexploitation, you know about the potential for large hairy bush. They knew nothing of even a little trim (hehe, I said “trim”) back then. I even caught a little under arm hair. But don’t be skeered. Embrace your patchouli smelling, incense burning, bead wearing side and enjoy this remarkable piece of sleaze.
Excellent review.
You review some of the coolest films I have never heard of.